Prepare for violent polyamorus jokes and even some potentially dark shiznit. Whoop whoop~
-----------------1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
Its more than a crush. Two of them at that. Full blown love. Full. Blown. Frickin. Love.
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
A few times.
3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?3 years.
4: Have you ever changed for someone?This is a very very slow yes.
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
..Hell. He prolly forgot about me.
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
7: Have you ever cheated?Almost? What? The guy who "loved" me kinda just.. died out and well.. Twin was like.. right there.. Oh you get it.
8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?
9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?TRUST.
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?I'm in two serious ones. Fuck yeah.
*muffled 'im the man' playing in the distance*
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?May as well BREAK UP if you take breaks.
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?One. Never again. Never. Fucking. Again.13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?I regret not standing up for myself. I regret for being able to be there. I regret letting the enemy win. ...I regret forcing him to say yes out of pity.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Like porn, its 18+
15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?>_> You're talking to someone who's with someone 7 years older than they are.
..Then someone who is a few months younger.
16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?Depends.17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?AHEM..
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?Que no les nada?
19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?It just no longer feels right.
20: Are you currently in a relationship?Two of 'em baby~
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?Twin..? ...Twiiiiiiiin..?
...I'm gonna sit quietly now.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?I WANNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIIIIIP~
...But it depends on the people. Hell if I know/care.
23: How many relationships have you had?Lets see..
Five. Yup. Five.
24: Do you think love can last forever?Like life, nothing lasts forever.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?Hm.. The gay marriage thing was a conquer. Not sure if it can cure cancer.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?#stillwithryuusofightme
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?DON'T BE A FUCKING COWARD IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM BEING HAPPY. STEP IN FRONT OF YOUR BAE AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD TO FUCK OFF.
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?Hm.. Have you not noticed that I'm with TWO guys that are like.. millions of miles away?
29: What do you notice first about another person?
The first action they do.
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
I am a genderfluid demiromantic asexual.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?One partner has ADD and a potential OCD.
The other partner has a possible Anxiety and Depression.
Hm. They're dating someone with schizophrenia, anxiety, panic disorder, severe depression, and a hint of bipolar disorder.
Hm. I think this is a big fat yes.32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?If family-like relationships count, yes.
No? Ok. The first one was rather.. possessive.
33: Do you want to get married one day?Eh.. ...
34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
Hell no. What if they die? What if they hate your very being?
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?#asexual
36: Are you still a virgin?
ALMOST.37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?Personality is the key.
Looks is just a bonus.
(i scored big time twice.. fuck yeah)
38: Do you enjoy love films?So gay..
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?If a pic counts.. Yes. Yes I have. And I'm still swooning over it.
40: Have you ever had a valentine?...
41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?Cuddles. Lots of cuddles. Like.. amillion cuddles.
Or beating eachother's asses in Smash. XD
42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?Just know this. I'm not important.
44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?Dafuq is romantic?
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?...Almost happened.
46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?Yup.
47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?As in popular/well known people?
Well.. there's AshXRin, SaraXAris, hm.. who else..
48: What’s your favorite love song?Cantarella
(SHUT THE HELL UP I KNOW THIS SONG SOUNDS LIKE RAPE IT STILL SOUNDS PASSIONATE)
49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?Yup.
50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?Ok. Lemme reword it. If I were to become single, why would it happen?
Because my depression literally possessed me and I "save the person from my destructive behaviors."
That or I want the world to be happy so I take the sacrifice to be alone while the world is happy.
51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?A poor nice guy.
...Wait. I AM the poor nice guy.
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?Don't fuck up.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?Ok. Hear me out. Never in a day have I had one of my lovers be with me irl. You have no idea on how fucking painful that is. Seeing people looking super happy together, watching them in eachother's warm embrace, it.. it.. -self triggering intensifies-
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?*coughmyprofilesaysitallcough*
55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?Overly attatched. Way too attached.
56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?Ugh..
-self triggers go to maximum overdrive-
57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?...
58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?I'm fullblown DOMINANT.
...Although munchkin's inhuman cuteness brings me down to a submissive mush~
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?Nope. ...Almost.
60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?I'm in one. ...Two. Fuck yeah.
GO TEAM POLY~
61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?Fuck family. Partners are more important.
62: How do you define “cheating”?I GOT BAES DAT YOO DON'T KNOW OF
...What? That's my impersonation.
..or be.. ...-tuba gestures-
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?I mean.. Ryuu and I share hentai pics at times. AT TIMES. ...This was back when we were learning more about eachother. (he learned that im a frickin perv XD)
Munchkin on the otherhand.. too pure for the nsfw.. ...*cough*
64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?...
65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
Touch me and the limb that made physical contact with me comes off.